THE MELTDOWN RAP

© Copyright 2011 PlayTime Productions

By PlayTime Alumnus Zach Cotant

From PlayTime Productions Fall 2011 WWW.OZ

Characters updated from the Wizard of Oz as they appear in PlayTime Cyberspace:

Dorothy- Dot

Scarecrow- Crash

Tinman- Toolbox

Cowardly Lion- Megabyte

MELTDOWN RAP from WWW.OZ

Listen

CRASH (WITH CHORUS):

(It was meltdown time)

Toolbox bloto like Mr. Roboto

Looking round for some oil to swallow

His handkerchief has tattered fringes

Cuz he cries all the time and it rusts the hinges on his silver skins’

He gotta get a heart while I gotta get smart

Next the lion’s gonna do his part

When the water went splash and the witch went crash

(It was meltdown time, meltdown time)

From her nose to her feet a complete delete

(It was meltdown time, meltdown time)

Now Dot can go back and she don’t have to pack

(It was meltdown time, meltdown time)

MEGABITE:

They call me Megabite the chicken liver

Goin' to Circuitboard City just to see the wizard

Cuz I was scared a the dark, nights at the park

when Oz gives me barrels of that courage I’ll be toppin’ the charts

As the illest lion, now babies cryin when I blink

And I can chill in public even when I’m wearin pink

Everyone knows I’m the king of the jungle

Now Crash, when I hand you this mike don’t stumble

CRASH

This straw yo it always trips me

That’s why I stumble round like I’m always slipsy

I’m walkin strange cuz I need a brain

Callin Doctor Oz up to make that change

Cuz I’m up and down like a roller coaster

Witch stepped up to our crew and Dot hadda soak her

Drizzle Fizzle the old witch is dead

Now we’re bumping down the world wide web.

© Copyright 2011 PlayTime Productions